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this is so late. but whatever. love the seniors def gonna miss them sooooo much. <3
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
he’s in a butter place now
LOLOLOLOL DUDE
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I love the chocolate covered bananas. Which one is your favorite?
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Ugh last week all I wanted was ice cream but the line at the parlor was sooo long!! Definitely getting some next Thursday.
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